It's not petty...
To be able to break up words and entire sentences like this, with the correct punctuation and emphasis, cannot be attributed to a stroke. I might believe it more if he didn't place the apostrophes EXACTLY where they needed to be to make the phonetic understandable.
See the following:
- Thanks, marsh... Takin' yer advice. OA, out...
- Maybe that was it!!! Two strokes an' a seizure have scrambled ma brains a bit... That's wi' tongue in cheek, o' course... Thanks fer the remind, Troke! Greatly appreciated... Whys ah heard it, samples went ta th' military labs... 'Course, I'd be lots happier, if'n I knew one way or t'other... Not knowin' is drivin' me crackers... Again, thanks, Troke... Ta quote Dan Quayle, "A mind is a terrible thing ta waste..." Er, somethin' like that...
- Hell, th' way things look, there'll be more jobs than people!
- IF they have valid test kits, an' they don't continue ta jigger the numbers...
- JIT HAS failed. Th' tail ain't jest reached where the head is... Th' body's still a wigglin,' an' "experts" think it's still alive...
I don't know if he is trying to be the new Dobbin or a modern day Samuel Clemons but it is annoying and reduces all credibility he may have had. And, I used to hold Old Archer on a pedestal. It takes a concerted effort to post like that...