[:)] 10 things men should NEVER say at Victoria's Secret.

Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Top ten things that men should NEVER say out loud in a Victoria's Secret:

#10: The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

#9: No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8: I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7: Mom will love this.

#6: Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5: No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4: Will you model this for me???

#3: Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2: 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

<i>And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's secret: </i>

#1: Does this come in children's sizes?
 
timbo

timbo

Deceased
I aint never seen such a fancy slingshot like this afore. And double barrelled too!

I wear an extra large in a T-shirt,what size bra would I need?

Whoa! Throngs of thongs!

If you want your thingies to rub together like that,couldnt you start a fire? Why not just put them in one cup?
 
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Donald Shimoda

In Absentia
And for THAT # 1, you get...

:sb: :sb: :tg: :tg: :bg: :bg:

I would say that you need a spanking but after all that, I'm afraid you might ask for another. :rolleyes:

:D

Dennis needs a break from the CRT...


:lol:
 
BadMedicine

BadMedicine

Would *I* Lie???
Dennis Olson said:
Top ten things that men should NEVER say out loud in a Victoria's Secret:
#8: I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
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Claaaaaaassic!:D





Dennis Olson said:
#5: No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

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True Story! Honest to god, my dad told me about ths a couple years ago. When my mom and dad were first married he was going to run down to the supermarket and grab some peanut butter.. my mom somehow con'd him into buying some "feminine products" while he was there. He got to the counter and the lady rang them up.

Clerk: Would you like a bag for these?

Dad: No thanks, I'll eat them on the way home.

He grabbed them, turned, and walked out:D Lady Prolly gasped and fainted:D
 
susie0884

susie0884

Dooming since 1998
True Story:

A friend of mine went over to Japan to pick up her son who had been there for a couple of years. Her father (who is about 70) went over with her. All three of them were in a department store there looking for those funny socks with the big toe in them. They had to go upstairs and so they left the father in the Lingerie Dept. When they came back and found him, he had this very dejected look on his face and said he wanted to go home. His daughter thought he wasn't feeling well; and thought he meant the Japanese home that they were staying at. "No," he said, he wanted to go back to the US. His grandson asked him why. He explained it was because there wasn't anything larger than an A size cup in the whole store.
 
mt4design

mt4design

Has No Life - Lives on TB
roflmao Dennis :D

wait...

what about this one?

"uh, excuse me miss...does this thong make my hairy butt look too big?"

???

:eek:

Mike
 
city

city

Inactive
#4: Will you model this for me???
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In real life this does happen, even to women
shopping in lingerie stores. To be honest I
hate it when I go into a store like this and
there's always that "one guy" who is sitting
in a chair just watching everything us women
are doing, every store seems to have one of them too.

Then there are the men who have several
hangers of different sizes and colors dropping
big bucks at the pay counter. I always figure
those are the "players" and the outfits are
for their several "your the only one" girlfriend :lol:
 
fruit loop

fruit loop

Inactive
If the terrorists ever bomb the mall, that's where I want them to find my body: In the dressing room of Victoria's, wearing something kinky. "FRUIT LOOP DIED IN ACTION."

I love Victoria's. They just upgraded me to Gold Card status.:D
 
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Jumpy Frog

Browncoat sympathizer
Hey City,

That one guy your talking about is me:D It gets lonely on my lily pad don't cha know.:lol: Besides I'm just watching:shkr:
 
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Lenore

Membership Revoked
I can't understand why they only sell bras up to size 36 C!!
Well I suppose if you're a D cup you shouldn't "wonder" why you can't wear a "Wonder bra". :D

This also gets me wondering why they don't make a bra like Wonder Woman's. I would SO wear one of those!! :lol:
 
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Spike

Deceased
Excuse me miss:I am shopping for my wife and noticed that your big butt is about the same as hers.What size do you wear??:eek: :rofl:
 
timbo

timbo

Deceased
Scrapman, I am not a young man in any stretch of the mind,however until someone posted the camel toe site here,I had never heard it called that by name! I have witnessed many in my life,didnt know it had this moniker.

Asked my DW about it and she blithely says" oh yeah,you never heard of it huh?"

Nine out of ten doctors who tried Camels for 30 days went back to their wives.
 
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