Jonas Parker
Hooligan
Here are some jokes about the adherents of the ROP. 
Q: A car full of Pakistanis and a car full of Somalis are racing down a hill. They both drive off a cliff at the same time. Who wins?
A: Civilization.
A cop in London stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?"
The Muslim says, "I am taking it home to keep it in my house."
The copper asks, "What about all the flies, the shit and the stink?"
The Muslim thinks a moment and replies, "The cow will just have to get used to it."
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Muslim?
A: You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
A Muslim man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
Q: What do you have when a Muslim is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Ahmed goes up to his friend Mahmud and asks, "What's black, blue and yellow and doesn't like sex very much?"
Mahmud shakes his head and says, "I give up - what?"
Ahmed answers, "The 6 year old Chinese girl in the trunk of my car."
Q: What's wrong with 15 Muslim men on a bus at the bottom of a pond?
A: The bus has 16 seats.
Q. Why should they use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments?
A. Muslims breed faster, you won't get so attached to them, and there are some things that rats just won't do..
Q: A car full of Pakistanis and a car full of Somalis are racing down a hill. They both drive off a cliff at the same time. Who wins?
A: Civilization.
A cop in London stops a Muslim leading a cow down the street. He asks "What are you doing with a cow in the middle of town?"
The Muslim says, "I am taking it home to keep it in my house."
The copper asks, "What about all the flies, the shit and the stink?"
The Muslim thinks a moment and replies, "The cow will just have to get used to it."
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Muslim?
A: You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
A Muslim man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
Q: What do you have when a Muslim is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Ahmed goes up to his friend Mahmud and asks, "What's black, blue and yellow and doesn't like sex very much?"
Mahmud shakes his head and says, "I give up - what?"
Ahmed answers, "The 6 year old Chinese girl in the trunk of my car."
Q: What's wrong with 15 Muslim men on a bus at the bottom of a pond?
A: The bus has 16 seats.
Q. Why should they use Muslims instead of laboratory rats in experiments?
A. Muslims breed faster, you won't get so attached to them, and there are some things that rats just won't do..
