Am I capable?? *Gasp*
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes.
Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."
Where do mentally unstable trees go?
The insane a-xylem.
Did you hear about the burned down tree?
It was ash.
Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk.
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes.
Two cows were in a field. One cow says, "Mooooo." The other says, "Jerk. I was going to say that."
Where do mentally unstable trees go?
The insane a-xylem.
Did you hear about the burned down tree?
It was ash.
Did you hear about the loud tree? It had a lot of bark. It gave another tree a splitting headache. So it took some aspen.
What's Mary short for?
She's got no legs.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?
Both crews were marooned.
Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?
Because umbrellas can't walk.
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A big red rock eater.