Daddy, Why is John Kerry a better candidate for President?

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NC Susan

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Q: Daddy, why is John Kerry a better candidate for President?
A: Lots of reasons, honey.

Q: Can you name one?
A: He's got a different plan for handling the war on
terrorism.

Q: What plan is that?
A: Hmmmm... well, I don't know the details, yet. He's keeping it a secret, because he knows that Americans are too stupid to understand. All we need to know is that it's different and Kerry is better.

Q: Did he support invading Iraq?
A: Well, yes. He did vote for it.

Q: Why did he vote for Iraq?
A: Honey, it was very popular to do so. Polls showed that a huge majority of Americans were in favor of getting rid of Saddam.

Q: He must have supported our troops. Did he vote to increase neccessary funding?
A: No, he didn't.

Q: Why was he in favor of sending our troops to combat but not funding them properly?
A: Two reasons. First, he truely didn't want them to succeed. If they were funded and equipted, then the war would be a greater success. Polls showed that if the war was successful, then President Bush would be more popular.

Q: What's the second reason?
A: Because liberals only want to spend tax money to purchase votes.

Q: Daddy, whats a poll?
A: A poll is something great leaders like Kerry use to make decisions.

Q: Why can't Democrats make a decision on their own?
Why do they need polls?
A: Because they're really disinterested in doing the right thing. They only want to do ANYTHING that makes them look good, with as little political risk as possible.

Q: Doesn't Senator Kerry want what's best for the
American people?
A: Not really, sweetie. He only wants what's best for certain demographics who will vote for him. In return, Senator Kerry will give them beautiful government programs, which will solve all their problems.

Q: You mean problems like unemployment?
A: That's right, sweetie. If elected President, Kerry will create millions of new jobs.

Q: How is Kerry gonna create these jobs?
A: By raising corporate taxes, sweetie.

Q: But, if Kerry raises taxes on corporations, how will businesses afford to hire new employees?
A: Let's talk about health care, honey.

Q: Will Senator Kerry give drugs to the elderly?
A: He sure will, sweetie.

Q: How will Senator Kerry pay for these drug costs?
A: By making the working American pay for them.

Q: You mean that when you grow old, Daddy, and I'm a working adult, that I won't have to take care of you like responsible Americans should? I can have the government do it?
A: That's correct. Remember, in President Kerry's world, all you have to do is worry about yourself. You'll have no family responsibilities because the government will take care of everything.

Q: How did Senator Kerry get so popular?
A: Because there's two types of Americans that are attracted to Kerry. The first group are the goofy liberal socialists like Hollywood celebrities. The second group are the lazy angry Americans, who don't want to work yet still get the fruits America has to offer. They want a government hand out to make lifem more comfortable.

Q: But, who funds these government programs for the lazy and the liberals?
A: The people who work hard and want to make a better life for themselves.

Q: Isn't that the opposite of the values this country was founded on?
A: Let's talk about other issues, honey.

Q: Why is my public school not teaching me how to read or do math?
A: Because the public schools need lots more money.

Q: Doesn't the public school system get lots of money already, and has for years?
A: But, polls show teachers are very liberal. We need to support that voting block.

Q: But, they're not teaching the three Rs. I can't read, Daddy!
A: As long as they teach you to be tolerant of special interests like gay and lesbians, then that's all that matters. Besides, if you could read, then you'd have access to filth like Sean Hannity's book.

Q: Daddy, why is my little sister a ghost?
A: Because I am a goofy liberal and I believe in partial-birth abortion.

Q: But, Daddy, she was merely weeks away from becoming a real baby. You wouldn't believe what those doctors did to her little head.
A: It was your mother's choice. You're not in favor of taking a woman's choice, are you?

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ZePPo

ZePPo

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Q: Why is my public school not teaching me how to read or do math?
A: Because the public schools need lots more money.
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My son brings home these fundraisers for his school numerous times a year because they need more money. I think I'm gonna start sending them back with a copy of my tax bill stapled to it.
 
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Tisha

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This is what you need to tell your son:
In his remarks, Kerry laid out seven key points in his plan to win the war on terror.

First, Kerry will strengthen our military. His plan will transform the world's most powerful military to better address the modern threats of terrorism and proliferation. Second, he will deny terrorists the weapons they seek by securing nuclear materials worldwide and implementing port and bio-terrorism security strategies.

Third, Kerry will cut off terrorist finances, and fourth, he will make homeland security a real priority, backed up by real resources.

Fifth, Kerry will launch a strategy to win the war of ideas to prevent terrorists from poisoning more minds. Sixth, he will promote democracy and freedom throughout the Muslim world.

Finally, Kerry will rebuild America’s strong alliances, critical not only to our military operations but in everything we do to track down and capture terrorists.

As president, John Kerry will cut taxes for businesses that create jobs here in America instead of moving them overseas. John Kerry and John Edwards will also stand up for workers by enforcing our trade agreements.

Cut Middle-Class Taxes To Raise Middle-Class Incomes
When John Kerry is president, middle-class taxes will go down. Ninety-eight percent of all Americans and 99 percent of American businesses will get a tax cut under the Kerry-Edwards plan.

Make Washington Live Within A Budget
John Kerry will cut the deficit in half during his first four years in office. He will end corporate welfare as we know it, roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, and impose a real cap to keep spending in check. And when John Kerry puts forward a new idea, he'll tell you how he's going to pay for it.

Invest In The Jobs Of Tomorrow
Today, businesses are harnessing new technology to manufacture energy-efficient cars, high-grade steel, advanced plastics and other new products. And this requires a bigger, skilled labor force to make them. John Kerry and John Edwards believe we should invest in these jobs and invest in the people who will fill them.

John Kerry and John Edwards will establish a National Education Trust Fund to ensure that schools always get the funding they need. They will also ensure that No Child Left Behind works for schools, states, and teachers by rewarding those who meet higher standards and rewarding schools that turn around and improve.

Over the last three years, family premiums have increased by more than $3,512 and prescription drug prices have grown four times faster than inflation. These skyrocketing costs have hurt our economy and forced many families into bankruptcy. Their plan will lower family premiums by up to $1,000 a year, cut waste from the system, lower the cost of prescription drugs to provide real relief to seniors, and use targeted tax cuts to extend affordable, high-quality coverage to 95 percent of Americans, including every child. And because John Kerry and John Edwards believe that everyone's health is equally important, they will provide all Americans with access to the same coverage that members of Congress give themselves.
The Kerry-Edwards plan will reduce prescription drug prices by allowing the re-importation of safe prescription drugs from Canada, overhauling the Medicare drug plan, ensuring low-cost drugs, and ending artificial barriers to generic drug competition.

Cut Waste And Inefficiency
Today, approximately 25 percent of health care costs are wasted on paperwork and administrative processing. The Kerry-Edwards plan harnesses American ingenuity to cut waste, save billions, and take new steps to ensure patient privacy.

John Kerry is not for partial birth abortions, he is for a womens right to choose, there is a difference.

John Kerry did not vote for the war in Iraq he voted to give the presedent authorization after all other steps were taken.
He did vote against the funding because this would have given the presedent a blank check to do what ever he wanted without any approval from congress and included pork barrel spending in it.

"Because there's two types of Americans that are attracted to Kerry. The first group are the goofy liberal socialists like Hollywood celebrities. The second group are the lazy angry Americans, who don't want to work yet still get the fruits America has to offer. They want a government hand out to make lifem more comfortable."-Sorry daddy but this liberal is neither, just a country girl with a good job, a good education a knowledge of what's going on in the world.
 
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Keylarg

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:rolleyes: I hope someone will post a Bush version. Please.....politics can go either way. Both parties have their faults but this is just ridiculous. Are you trying to round up votes for Bush with this bull?
 
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F.Drew

Membership Revoked
The Lesser of the Two Evils

[Flyer created by Rob Kall OpEdNews.com. You have permission to reprint and modify to support Kerry]

Supporting Bush, Disgusted with the News or with Both Candidates?
This is what Bush wants. so you’ll be disgusted and just stay with what we have. That’s why he has his surrogates running obnoxious ads, attacking John Kerry, and so you won’t watch the news where any news is bad news for George Bush, whether it’s terrorism, the Iraq disaster, the economy, health care, social security, the environment, education

Protecting America
John Kerry says, “I believe the president must defend America and fight for the middle class.”

Bush launched a useless war in Iraq costing billions, and diverted troops from the real task of capturing Al Qaeda leaders and protecting the US from terrorism-- and now he denies the problem.

Kerry is protecting the America the founders fought for-- individual liberties and rights, separation of Church and state-- with religious freedom, not religious control of government.

George Bush favors international mega- corporations, not even American companies and industries-- over people, and is encouraging the end of the separation of state, making policies based on biblical prophecies.

Life Achievements and Character
Kerry has a life history he can be proud of-- fighting in Viet Nam then coming back and fighting to show America the mistake it was making in that war. He probably saved hundreds of thousands of American lives and casualties by helping persuade the nation to leave Viet Nam. He went on to law school and became a district attorney who prosecuted rapists and murderers. He has been a senator for 20 years, passing many important bills, and over that 20 year period ranks about 14 among 48 democrats on a liberal rating scale.

Bush was a high school cheerleader because he couldn’t make the athletic teams, then a spoiled frat-boy who used family connections to get into Yale. He was an alcoholic and drug abuser before becoming a serial failure as a business man, with his Daddy’s friends bailing him out. He violated federal securities laws doing insider trading to make the money (about $700,000) he put up to be gifted a share of a baseball team by another of his Daddy’s friends. Then, when governor, he funded a new stadium for over $200 million that enabled him to sell his share of the team for $14 million As president he listened to advisors about WMDs who got their information from Achmed Chalabi-- a double agent working for Iran. Bush is the friend to big business, Saudi Arabia, and the wealthy. He promised to be a moderate bringing America together, which is a lie. He is an extremist who has driven America further apart than any time since the civil war.

Do you know any Draft Age Men or Women?
John Kerry promises he won’t institute a draft and he’ll work to get us out of the Iraq “quagmire as soon as possible.

Expect a draft within the first year if Bush is re-elected “Make-my-day” Bush, the “war president” who talks macho using other parents’ GI kids, looks like he’ll be getting us into wars with N. Korea, Iran and Syria. He’s already called up 60+ year old national guardsmen.

John Kerry plans to cut the number of uninsured Americans by better than half, and has plans that will cut the costs of health insurance without raising taxes for people earning less than $200,000 a year. He supports negotiating for better prices on drugs and allowing people to get medicine from Canada

Under George Bush millions of more people no longer have health insurance, and health insurance premiums have skyrocketed, hurting the budgets of self-insuring families and the bottom lines and competitiveness of businesses. Bush and his Republican cronies claimed they were helping seniors by making it a law that Medicare in NOT ALLOWED to negotiate for better prices for drugs. Bush seems to be protecting the pharmaceutical industry, that contributed millions to his campaign, but he’s allowing steel, furniture, computer programming jobs to be exported overseas and his advisors approve of outsourcing

Kerry’s attackers question whether he earned medals for heroism, though they didn’t work beside him and all who did work beside him and knew him support and honor him. There’s no question about his showing courage and decisiveness in the face of the enemy.

Bush’s supporters attack the reliability of CBS memos, but they don’t argue that Bush avoided the draft and then failed to meet his commitments in the National Guard, which back in the 70’s was a way to evade the draft. The US govt. invested a fortune in training him as a pilot, then he refused to take a medical (purportedly because of his drug use) and was grounded. Now, he wastes billions of dollars of wrong choices and bad judgement.

Jobs and the Economy
Kerry has a plan to eliminate tax breaks for companies doing outsourcing, and to give businesses tax breaks for creating new jobs. Under Clinton, over 20 million jobs were created and a $1.5 trillion dollar budget surplus was created.

Edited: GWB excels in creating foreign jobs, like in Iraq, and outsourcing to India, Argentina. Motto: No corporation left behind

Millions of more Americans are unemployed under George W. Bush. We’ve gone from having a budget surplus to a massive deficit that will take years to repay. Bush’s job projections have failed miserably. Bush blames Clinton. Bush, when asked, couldn’t think of a single mistake he made. Bush seems unable to fire people-- even the CIA director resigned. Whatever happened to Harry Truman’s “The Buck Stops Here.” Taking responsibility and making tough decisions are indicators of character that Bush gets failing grades on.

America’s Future
Kerry promises to protect social security, to reign in corporate abuse, to develop a long term plan for our energy future that is not dependent on middle east oil, to rebuild our relationships with international allies, to staunch the flow of outsourced jobs. Kerry’s theory is by rebuilding international friendships, we’ll save US troops and billions of dollars in dealing with protecting America and fighting terrorism.

Bush would get rid of overtime pay for millions, gamble social security and privatize it so big corporations can make billions on it. He has failed to take the steps to lead America to energy independence because of his ties to the oil industry-- like Enron’s CEO Ken Lay. He has done devastating damage to the USA’s relationships and reputation in the world. For billions of Asians, Muslims, Africans, and even Europeans, Canadians and Central and South Americans, Bush is despised, making him the most hated man in the history of the world. Terrorists couldn’t ask for anyone better than Bush for helping them recruit new terrorists

Environment
Kerry has a long history of supporting protection of the environment and has plans to do more to protect the environment.

Bush has the worst record in recent history on weakening environmental protections, allowing increased pollution... and has appointed lobbyists with massive conflicts of interest to in jobs that are supposed to “protect” the environment.

Education
Kerry believes that education should be supported so all kids have great teachers. He has a plan to make college more affordable, with tax breaks to help.

Bush’s No Child Left Behind promise has been broken. He failed to fund it and now you are paying more local real estate taxes because school districts are underfunded. Bush’s showcase project-- the Houston school district was proven to have used faked data, and actually was a failure, yet Bush Appointed the head of this failed program-- Rod Paige, as Secretary of Education

Supreme Court
Kerry will appoint moderates who will maintain women’s rights, separation of church and state, civil liberties

Bush will appoint right wing extremists who reverse Rights, protect corporations over humans and allow Bush, through John Ashcroft to wipe out Civil liberties millions of American soldiers died to protect
 
ZePPo

ZePPo

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First, Kerry will strengthen our military. His plan will transform the world's most powerful military to better address the modern threats of terrorism and proliferation.
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Wait...is this before or after he votes down the spending that the current administration tried to get through?

Second, he will deny terrorists the weapons they seek by securing nuclear materials worldwide and implementing port and bio-terrorism security strategies.
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I agree with securing our ports, but is he also saying that he (in a sense) supports our war on terror and supports eventually going into Iran, South Korea, Syria, and anywhere else that the terrorists may hide thier nuclear stockpiles and wmds? Sounds like what we're already doing or are planning to do.

Third, Kerry will cut off terrorist finances, and fourth, he will make homeland security a real priority, backed up by real resources.
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Ho-hummm I think we are already doing this.

Fifth, Kerry will launch a strategy to win the war of ideas to prevent terrorists from poisoning more minds. Sixth, he will promote democracy and freedom throughout the Muslim world.
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LMAO....the arabs have 2000+ years of mind poisoning under their belts and he thinks that he can accomplish in four years what men since recorded history haven't been able to do. Good luck and have fun.

Finally, Kerry will rebuild America’s strong alliances, critical not only to our military operations but in everything we do to track down and capture terrorists.
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I suppose he's talking about France, Germany, and the UN here. The last time I checked our allies were the UK, Australia, Japan, Spain, etc etc. I'd rather see him kick the UN out of our country and stop wasting my tax dollars on supporting a 3rd world country ran organization.

As president, John Kerry will cut taxes for businesses that create jobs here in America instead of moving them overseas. John Kerry and John Edwards will also stand up for workers by enforcing our trade agreements.
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The last time a dem cut taxes was when? 'nuff said.

Cut Middle-Class Taxes To Raise Middle-Class Incomes
When John Kerry is president, middle-class taxes will go down. Ninety-eight percent of all Americans and 99 percent of American businesses will get a tax cut under the Kerry-Edwards plan.
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I wonder how he'll pay for his healthcare reform while he's cutting taxes? Oops...did I say that?

Make Washington Live Within A Budget
John Kerry will cut the deficit in half during his first four years in office. He will end corporate welfare as we know it, roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, and impose a real cap to keep spending in check. And when John Kerry puts forward a new idea, he'll tell you how he's going to pay for it.
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I think every politician since I was old enough to care has promised this in order to get elected.

Invest In The Jobs Of Tomorrow
Today, businesses are harnessing new technology to manufacture energy-efficient cars, high-grade steel, advanced plastics and other new products. And this requires a bigger, skilled labor force to make them. John Kerry and John Edwards believe we should invest in these jobs and invest in the people who will fill them.
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True true true....it's to bad that we have to employ illegal immigrants to do the jobs that the unemployed democrat supporting slackers won't do. With these highly skilled laborers will come highly unobtainable paychecks for businesses which means highly unobtainable prices. No matter how you cut it....we're always going to need cheap labor to help keep the prices down.

John Kerry and John Edwards will establish a National Education Trust Fund to ensure that schools always get the funding they need. They will also ensure that No Child Left Behind works for schools, states, and teachers by rewarding those who meet higher standards and rewarding schools that turn around and improve.
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This will be done after he cuts your taxes ::sarcasm::

Over the last three years, family premiums have increased by more than $3,512 and prescription drug prices have grown four times faster than inflation. These skyrocketing costs have hurt our economy and forced many families into bankruptcy. Their plan will lower family premiums by up to $1,000 a year, cut waste from the system, lower the cost of prescription drugs to provide real relief to seniors, and use targeted tax cuts to extend affordable, high-quality coverage to 95 percent of Americans, including every child. And because John Kerry and John Edwards believe that everyone's health is equally important, they will provide all Americans with access to the same coverage that members of Congress give themselves.
The Kerry-Edwards plan will reduce prescription drug prices by allowing the re-importation of safe prescription drugs from Canada, overhauling the Medicare drug plan, ensuring low-cost drugs, and ending artificial barriers to generic drug competition.
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Look I pay for my own insurance that is subsidised by my company. Granted my premiums are high, but I pay for them and I go to a great doctor when needed. So instead of giving people handouts for things that I have to pay for why don't we lower the premiums to make them affordable for everyone by passing tort reform and getting people like Mr. Edwards to quit draining the system dry with their frivalous lawsuits.

Cut Waste And Inefficiency
Today, approximately 25 percent of health care costs are wasted on paperwork and administrative processing. The Kerry-Edwards plan harnesses American ingenuity to cut waste, save billions, and take new steps to ensure patient privacy.
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I hear Best Buy is running a sell on computers. That should cut down on the paperwork? Why doesn't the government /remove itself from our private lives so that we can function efficiently?

John Kerry is not for partial birth abortions, he is for a womens right to choose, there is a difference.
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Whoa....the difference is that your non-answer is in fact an answer ya tard. Not being for something and giving someone a right to choose is the same as saying OK...do it. Whew...he almost pulled a fast one on me with that one.

John Kerry did not vote for the war in Iraq he voted to give the presedent authorization after all other steps were taken.
He did vote against the funding because this would have given the presedent a blank check to do what ever he wanted without any approval from congress and included pork barrel spending in it.
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He's flip-flopped-flip-flopped-flip-flopped so many times now that I don't know what the hell to believe when he says something about the war on IRAQ.
 
N

NC Susan

Deceased
I, WE, YOU, Hospitals, doctors none of us want government health care.

Do research on Medicare, Medicaid and VA care.

Substandard because there isnt any financial incentive to be or provide the best care. Medicare only pays about ten to 15% of the charges.



Do you think I could talk my electric company into accepting 15%??
 
homepark

homepark

Resist
1. The DEMOCRATS are pushing to reinstate the draft.
2. John Kerry and the anti-war movement can be credited with prolonging the Vietnam war, our abandoning the situation in which we were winning militarily, and the slaughter of 2.5 million souls in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. THAT is their legacy.
3. John Kerry came back to the States to label all of his brothers as war criminals. Many of us had a worse time back here than we did in Vietnam because of that. I'd be glad to escort him to the nearest VA hospital to introduce him to the products of his anti-American, anti-Veteran antics.

John Kerry is a disgusting human being. It is a sad day when the Democrats try to reinvent this traitor as a patriot and hero. Surely, they could have done better than this.

My Vietnam Veteran brothers are doing all we can to prevent Kerry's election as CINC and President. We are doing it by telling the truth about him. There is no effective defense against that truth.

Paybacks are hell, aren't they John Kerry?
 
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