Hormone Hostage

Yammy

Yammy

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Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
very life into his own hands. Here is a handy guide that
should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every
husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

hehehe
 
Yammy

Yammy

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Priceless: I had emailed this out to a few people including my honey, he laughed and last night, brought me a cup of hot chocolate but he said I could forget about the $50.... hehehe, I had a real good laugh.
 
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