I will play along...
Day 1 - Purchase the land I want in Ontario (realtor is a friend, sign everything by fax, arrange for wood stove and firewood to be delivered, ask to have the house cleaned, order furniture and have it delivered, arrange for propane tank check and delivery, have cistern/yard pump and well checked, have realtor arrange for deliver of livestock) and book passage to get on the Ferry and off the island of Newfoundland (extremely family-only oriented and tribe/clan/only those born here belong mentality... produces less than 5% of their food... read death trap). Take 2 U-Haul 26-footers with us along with contents of our storage locker and our clothes, bedding/ mattresses, dog, bug out bag, skis, bicycles, gardening gear. Tow car. Get himself meds (we know that he won't have long with us, but he'll want to get us there and settled.) Head to the Ferry docks for the midnight sailing 6 to 8-hr ferry ride at this time of year.
Day 2 - Arrive between 6 and 8 am and drive then straight through to Moncton (4hrs 30-min). One truck to each of Costco & Pro-Bass World (lots of boots and winter gear) and drive to Edmonston (5-hrs). Sleep in truck.
Day 3 - Get through Quebec to north of Ottawa (8-hrs) to the realtor's house. Overnight in the trucks.
Day 4 - Get everything we might have missed getting before then head north to new house. Arrive, check everything (specially wood stove and wood delivery), thank the realtor and put him to work helping to unload non-food related items, sort out livestock, order hay, make sure that the propane stove and fridge are working
Day 5 - Finish unloading. Meet the neighbours (realtor's relatives). Go into town and do small shopping - buy paint, etc. Meet the neighbourhood. Get rid of the u-haul trucks - do not want them visible...
Day 6 - Start unboxing, make sure the food is stored, fed livestock, wash everything, bathe, jack up the music, have the kid mow the lawn, check the fences (at least as much as you can in the winter, but lay in fencing), check tools.
Day 7 - Start living... and eat chocolate cake while you can.