A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to the place >of eternal torment, he saw a lawyer making passionate love to a >beautiful women. "What a ripoff," the man muttered.! "I have to roast for >all eternity and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." >Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who >are you to question that woman's punishment?" >---------------------------------------------- >A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's >grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the >little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same >grave?" >"Of course not, dear," replied the mother. "Why would you think that?" >"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'" >---------------------------------------------- >A man went into the Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously >desperate. He asked the man at the counter, "Is there a criminal >attorney in town?" >The man replied, "Yes - but we can't prove it yet." >---------------------------------------------- >You're ! trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a lawyer. You >h ave a gun with two bullets. What should you do? >Shoot the lawyer. Twice. >---------------------------------------------- >Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? He >threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. > 
