workerbee
* Winter is Coming *
Billy
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
LITTLE BILLY ON...MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word. BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
Little BILLY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom. He yelled out," Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
Miss Jones replied, "Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the
word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go.
Little BILLY thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had
bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE BILLY ON ...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word "lovely" in the same sentence
twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
my mother a lovely dress and she looked lovely in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a lovely banquet and it turned out lovely."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on
little BILLY.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said "Lovely, just f***ing lovely!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting
off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."
LITTLE BILLY ON...MATH:
Little BILLY returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father."
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied BILLY.
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the ****ing difference? " asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
LITTLE BILLY ON...ENGLISH:
Little BILLY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word. BILLY says " Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little BILLY, that's a mouthful."
Little BILLY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
LITTLE BILLY ON...GRAMMAR:
Little BILLY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom. He yelled out," Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
Miss Jones replied, "Now, BILLY, that is NOT the proper word to use in
this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the
word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go.
Little BILLY thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had
bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!"
LITTLE BILLY ON ...GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands from those who could use the word "lovely" in the same sentence
twice.
First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought
my mother a lovely dress and she looked lovely in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a lovely banquet and it turned out lovely."
The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!" Then, she reluctantly called on
little BILLY.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said "Lovely, just f***ing lovely!"
This was some funny stuff! That's 'cos Little Billy ain't my kid or one of my students. 
However, I'm not so 'shocked' that its preventing me from sending the joke to those on my EList 