My wife told me

Jonas

Veteran Member
My wife told me………..



A man died and went to the pearly gates. As he was approaching he saw a very long line of men toward the right and a line with only one man toward the left. He asked the last man in the long line what the line was. The man replied, “this is the line of men who were controlled by their wives”. Then he asked the man who stood alone in the other line “why are you in this line”? This man replied, “because my wife told me to”!



So…………….







I asked my wife, why there were no women in line.





And………………



The nurse says that I’ll probably be able to go home in a couple of days and the swelling and blackness in my left eye will go away in about a week.
 
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