Presidential Advice

[gunboat]

heres one more sage

Presidential Advice

One night, G.W. Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost.
Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to
help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark
bedroom.

"Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked.

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.

Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure
moving

in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I could do for the country?" Bush asked.

"Go to the theater," replied Abe.

 

[SageTheRage]

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Oh lordie!!!!! I don't know where you live, gunboat, but surely you had to hear my howling over this one....yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawww. This joke is a real hoot

I tell ya, you are true to your word when you said in the "Lawyers" joke thread that you don't hold grudges against anyone particular entity so long as there's humor in the joke, you partake of it. This Bush joke proves that because you had a smiliar 'killer' joke about Clinton in your "Wrong Pig" joke thread.

Fartacus with the graphics collection, you with the jokes (hey, you may even give booger a good run for the money - she's got an awesome joke collection in her own right)

 

[SageTheRage]

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Oh lordie!!!!! I don't know where you live, gunboat, but surely you had to hear my howling over this one....yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaawww. This joke is a real hoot

I tell ya, you are true to your word when you said in the "Lawyers" joke thread that you don't hold grudges against anyone particular entity so long as there's humor in the joke, you partake of it. This Bush joke proves that because you had a smiliar 'killer' joke about Clinton in your "Wrong Pig" joke thread.

Fartacus with the graphics collection, you with the jokes (hey, you may even give booger a good run for the money - she's got an awesome joke collection in her own right)