Knoxville's Joker
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If a vampire goes camping does he bring a body bag to sleep in imstead of a coffin?
Vampires camping
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Why did Dracula divorce his wife after she took a blood test? She wasn't his type.
Why did Dracula turn over a new leaf? He wanted to be re-vamped.
Knoxville's Joker
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does a vampire consider a blood pack a sack lunch?
Why does Dracula always read the best-reviewed newspaper? Someone told him it had good circulation.
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Does a vampire consider a wheelchair bound victim a meal on wheels or a to go order?
What happened when Dracula posted prohibited content on YouTube? A Count suspended.
Don't suck the fun out of this!
What type of vampires are always grumpy? The ones with B negative blood type.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a laptop? Love at first byte.
Knoxville's Joker
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What is a vampire's favorite carnival food?
Funeral cakes...
Funeral cakes...
I see what you did there...
So, Bite me!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite song?
“Another One Bites The Dust.”
“Another One Bites The Dust.”
dawgofwar10
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Kathy, I ate lunch with you….. good thing I did not order the Bloody Mary!!!!!!
What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? It's vein-illa.
A proper punster wouldn't stake their reputation on puns such as these.
Why do vampires refuse to bet on horses? Because of their inability to handle the stakes.
I'd bury this thread. But I fear it would only rise again.
How do you kill a gluten free vampire? Use garlic bread.