Nov 10th: Chill Day
The guys must pull together yet more footage to upload for the director. There was a ton of sponsor tickets that were going to go to waste as it wasn’t something the guys thought would fit with their current schedule of the last couple of days. Well Benny and I were NOT going to sit around in a hotel room all day fidgeting, not again. The driver/guide was willing after I called him last night, but then he texted me early this morning and said his Sistah-in-law (named Kalea) was available and would be our driver/guide, so we took off to do a few adventuresome things. However, I did make sure that Lev could track me with my phone.
“Babe …”
“Yeah?” I answered distractedly as I tried to get our phones to sync.
“Gus …”
“Yeah?” I repeated.
“Did I ever tell you how hot your independence and strength has always made me?”
It took a couple of seconds for what he said to penetrate my digital irritation. “What?”
He chuckled. “That’s better.” I was still feeling confused when he said, “Stop letting what Diego said get to you. In case you don’t know his sitch, his wife pretty much soured him in some areas. And his culture doesn’t exactly have a lot of room in it for women like you.”
“Culture smultcher,” I muttered embarrassed. “Things have been kinda crazy. You need the brain space for work, not for worrying.”
He took his phone out of my hands and put it in his back pocket. “Thank you. Does that app work both ways?”
I shrugged. “Yes. Why?”
“Because it isn’t a bad idea, for just in case we get separated, if we can find each other. Now stop … uh … overcompensating. We do things our way. Diego and Chan are my friends but there is no way in hell I’m letting them run my love life with as many screw ups as they’ve made in their own.”
I got a little side swiped by “love life” but didn’t have time to embarrass myself because Benny and I needed to get down to the lobby for our ride.
First thing we did was take a Pineapple Tour at this place called Hali’imaile[1]. And yes, Kalea had fun at my first couple of attempts at saying it correctly. She’s actually pretty cool. She is a couple of years older than me with a kid that is a little younger than Benny that her grandmother watches while she works. She’s getting her degree in Hawaiian Studies but she has to pay as she goes now that her other financial sources have run out.
I was sympathetic. “I was in the same boat after I got my A.S. but then … life happened.”
“Mmph. Know that feeling. I made a wrong turn that turned out right but it still cost. If it wasn’t for my grandmother and my brotha-in-law I would have had to move to the Mainland for work.” When we pulled in she said, “This place is good, just don’t let ‘em fool you into buying a pineapple. You’ll get a free one at the end of the tour.”
Good deal Lucille. Basically what I was trying to do was show Benny the working side of Hawaii and it started with seeing a working pineapple field/operation firsthand. We learned about the growing cycle and cultivation techniques, tasting the stages as we learned them. And I took plenty of pictures for his portfolio.
Next came the Ku’ia Estates Chocolate Factory[2], the largest chocolate factory in the state of Hawaii. As soon as we got in and checked in we enjoyed a traditional cacao drink and took in the amazing 360-degree views from their rooftop pavilion. We were then transported to their private cacao estate, in the foothills of the West Maui mountains. It featured over 20 acres of cacao trees. The tour was designed to be interactive and educational, and it did the job. We got introduced to cacao trees, the hands-on fruit harvesting techniques, and finished with an exclusive 9-piece tasting their award-winning chocolate. Yum.
The next activity Kalea joined us on and truthfully I could have spent a couple of hours on it rather than the one we got. It was a Hawaiian Outrigger Canoe Cultural and Turtle Tour. Apparently Kalea knew one of the people running the activity from school. We learned about Polynesian culture as we cruised through scenic tropical landscapes. We got up close and personal to some local marine life at the same timed. I don’t think some of the people understood how physical the activity was going to be because we weren’t just sitting in the outrigger, we were helping to power it. Benny and I had a blast.
The next activity I had planned turned out to be a bust as it was closed unexpectedly. I was scrambling but Kalea said, “Lunch, then if you want how ‘bout I take you to the oldest butterfly farm in Hawaii.” Well Benny was all over that. The “farm” was a certified Monarch Waystation and their goal was to save the butterflies through propagation, research and education. Kalea added that they were the only place in the Islands to see live Hawaiian butterflies in a walk-in butterfly flight house. Unlike Mainland butterfly farms, all of their butterflies are home bred and hand raised on an organic farm. They do not purchase or ship in butterflies from abroad, therefore all the butterflies are endemic to Hawaii. The most important two are the Kamehameha Butterfly and the Koa Butterfly. I got pictures of Benny with butterflies all over him. That will be a perfect addition to the scrapbook I’ve decided to make. To be honest it may just go into a file. I’m not what you would call crafty. I guess so long as I have everything documented and organized that will have to be my contribution.
“Float like a butterfly … sting like a bee.” Okay so that was a little silly, but it was something Grandfather Barry would say occasionally when he was teaching me to protect myself. It took some research to figure out what he meant at the time and for whatever reason the hamster drew it up from the memory bank today. Well I know. First was butterflies and after that came a Honey Bee Adventure.
Benny and I learned a lot. Did you know that honeybees are responsible for pollinating 2/3 of the food we eat? Seriously. Busy bees. Sound like my kind of animal. Not only do they work hard, they have a chain of command, and they also produce stuff, and not just honey though the stuff we tasted was seriously yum. They are fascinating, even the hamster thought so. The sanctuary we visited was situated on a special piece of land in upcountry Maui. After the bee lessons we got to put on protective bee suits so that we could view the hives up close. It was amazing how they worked together to get things done.
Quietly Benny said, “Look at ‘em Aunt Gus. All that wiggling around. And they’re allowed to do it by the queen because it cools over the inside of the hive so they don’t get too hot. Like when you fan me when we’re hiking.”
“Yep,” I responded as calmly and quietly so we didn’t freak the bees out. “And did you hear the guide? Honey bees even spit water at each other to cool off.”
Benny snickered and I have to admit I did too. That’s one I’d never heard and it took a bit to convince me it wasn’t a story, but it is true. Bees collect water in their Honey Guts and take it back to the hive to cool things off with.
We’d had a full day at that point and I offered to buy Kalea’s dinner but she was honest and said she’d rather have a tip so she could at it to her college savings. I got it. And just as importantly so did Benny and he asked permission to share the honey sticks I bought him with Kalea’s little boy. I nodded and he split them evenly. Kalea wasn’t sure what to make of it, but I looked at her to ask that she take them, that I was trying to teach Benny to see outside himself.
She dropped us off at the condo and Benny and I took off up the stairs instead of the elevator to get the last of the wiggles out. Lev met us halfway.
“You got my text?”
He grinned. “I got your pictures and your texts all day.”
“Uh … it didn’t bother you did it?”
“Nope. The opposite. I know you said you ate, but you did right?”
“Yes. But guess what?”
“Er … what?”
I looked at Benny and grinned who pulled a box of microwave popcorn from behind his back. The look on Lev’s face was priceless.
“Oh man, we shoulda been doing this all along!”
I made sure it was homestyle with just salt so it wouldn’t be greasy on Lev’s hands and he appreciated the thought but, “We’re winding down. Hey Buddy, wanna watch a documentary? We’re going back to Haleakala tomorrow and I just thought …”
“Cool! You’ll … you’ll watch it with me?”
“Yep. I even finally figured out how to flick my Utube to the tv in the bedroom and you can have the Crew on the bed so they can watch it with us. Aunt Gus?”
“Sure. Why not?” I said with an eye roll that had them both grinning happily.
Neither one of them lasted the entire “dock-mentary.” I think they were still catching up from yesterday. And I need to get off this log and finish a few things up myself.
[1] Maui Pineapple Tour | Pineapple Farm Tours in Maui, HI
[2] Farm Tour and Tasting