A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding

[gunboat]

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding
A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he notices her eyes are red.
He says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?"
Jenna replies, "No officer, but gee, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

 

[SageTheRage]

Oh lordie, gunboat, now you owe not only me a new keyboard but monitor as well!

So much for my nice hot cup of cocoa - or at least that mouthful anyway!
I roared over this joke!