> Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call
mine "Sex."
> Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
>
> When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk
that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too."
Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
>
> When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special
room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You
don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
>
> One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the
dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I
told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should
have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have
Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
>
> When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said,
"Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said,
"Me too."
>
> Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A
cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
>
> My case comes up Friday.
mine "Sex."
> Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
>
> When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk
that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too."
Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"
>
> When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I
told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special
room for Sex. He said, "Every room in the place is for sex." I said, "You
don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."
>
> One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the
dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I
told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should
have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have
Sex on T.V." He called me a show-off.
>
> When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said,
"Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said,
"Me too."
>
> Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A
cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock
in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
>
> My case comes up Friday.