dieseltrooper
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The answer can be found by posing the following question:
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two children.
> Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You
> are carrying a Glock Mod. 27 .40 cal., and you are an expert shot. You
have
> mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
> would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
> What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
> loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and
to
> my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
> definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
> were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
> stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need
> to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier
> street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I
> need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Republican's Answer:
> BANG!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Southern Republican's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of
> reloading).
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter:
"Nice
> groups, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two children.
> Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
You
> are carrying a Glock Mod. 27 .40 cal., and you are an expert shot. You
have
> mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that
> would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think?
> What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a
> loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and
to
> my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he
> definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
> were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was
> stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We
need
> to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier
> street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I
> need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
> consensus.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Republican's Answer:
> BANG!
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Southern Republican's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of
> reloading).
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter:
"Nice
> groups, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"