[:^)] Caption This!

[Maiden]

 

[-JD-]

" On the moo - ve"

Someone had to say it

 

[Maiden]

-JD-, that will be a very hard act to follow! LOL!

 

[Jumpy Frog]

Do it yourself, prepackaged, frozen hamburgers.

 

[Maiden]

Jumpy Frog! :sb:

 

[Lone Wolf]

MAIDEN!!

What does YOUR vehicle look like???



Lw

 

[MinnesotaSmith]

How about...

1) "Hey, it smells better than my ex-wife's cat." (In some cases, the ex-wife?!?)

2) "This 'slow food' craze is getting out of hand."

3) "Economy Size meat cuts -- some (dis)assembly required"

4) One solution to the milk price increases.

5) "Hey, I've got to have something to load in my trebuchet!"

6) "I got tired of making trips to the garden store for manure for my 'mater plants."

7) "Just mugged an [Asian] Indian"

8) "Manure just smells better when it's fresh."

9) "Get cows when they're young enough, and they won't go "mad" on you."

10) "They were out of ewes."
http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Dirty_Deeds.cfm (need sound; not too bad; wouldn't play at work, or if the under-13 crowd is around)

 

[Maiden]

ROFL!

 

[A.T.Hagan]

" 'Buy a ticket!' you said! 'It's for a good cause!' you said! And just WHERE do you plan on keeping Buttercup in a two-bedroom APARTMENT!!!"

.....Alan.

 

[Maiden]

Alan, HAHAHA!

 

[Yammy]

Mike almost got a Moooving Violation.

 

[Maiden]

Yammy, thats a goooood one!

 

[Metalmorphose]

"What'd you expect?...
One of those bobble head dogs?"

 

[Maiden]

Metalmorphose! OMG! ROFL!

 

[don24mac]

Car Pooling to the Motorcycle Jacket Factory.

 

[Maiden]

don24mac :sb:

 

[Bigbng]

Providing this cars runs on ethanol, this has got to be the best prepper ever!
What else could you need to BUG OUT?

 

[Maiden]

BigNg ...

 

[Gizmo]

The Sh*t is going to hit a lot more than a dumb old fan.

 

[Maiden]

Gizmo ... LOL!

Now, my caption:

"Hey, Harold, pick up the cow on the side of the road hitching a ride so we can use the carpool lane."

 

[Amazed]

Yeah, give me a burger, rare, hold the bun.

 

[Maiden]

Amazed ... :sb:

 

[Anne in TN]

Maiden,

Where pray tell did you get that picture? What a gas!!!

I sure would like to know the story behind it.

Hubby and I did that with a pony! We loaded it up right inside our Ford van and drove home with it!!!

Anne

 

[Dean]

Amber alert!

Yellow Car......Child with long white face

 

[LMonty911]

Atkins-mobile

 

[Birdlady]

And someone hadda do this too:

"GOT MILK?"



PS.....the car looks to me to possibly be an Eastern European model......Skoda perhaps? (Do they even make this anymore?) Or a Yugo/Fiat?

 

[Maiden]

Anne, I found that picture on a joke site with jokes and funny pictures. There was no story there about it but that is a real cow in the back of that car!

 

[timbo]

What cow oshifer?.......hic!

She was at the bar........she looked lonely...we talked....offered her a ride home.....honest, all we did is hold hooves.

Oh that cow! Its just the centerpiece for the floral arrangement for the dining room table!

 

[Maiden]

Timbo! ROFLMAO! ::Tears Streaming and Reaching for Kleenex!::

 

[Lenore]

Where's The Beef?

 

[Maiden]

Lenore! I remember very well that that is the little old lady from that commercial. BOY ARE YOU GOOD!!!

 

[Dennis Olson]

Yes, but (trivia moment) do you know her NAME? (And WITHOUT looking it up on a search engine!)

 

[Maiden]

Dennis, I DID know ... but I've forgotten. Shoot!

 

[D_el]

Wasn't that Clair Peller?

 

[D_el]

.......or Clare Peller?

 

[Plantlady]

I thought it was Clara Peller, may she rest in peace.

 

[Plantlady]

"Homer figured out a way to deliver really FRESH milk AND fertilizer to all of his customers."

 

[Maiden]

"Homer figured out a way to deliver really FRESH milk AND fertilizer to all of his customers."

ROFL! Good one PlantLady!

 

[Watchman63]

Prom Night in North Dakota

 

[Dennis Olson]

YES, it was Clara Peller. I wonder how many still remember her. She was great.