Benny: Who's your favourite fiction writer? Murray: My accountant.
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #1 Benny: Who's your favourite fiction writer? Murray: My accountant.
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #3 Men are like toilets. Either: Vacant, Engaged or full of crap. *Hey, I didn't say it!
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #4 Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you really don't care what time it is?
Why do they give you a watch when you retire when it's the first time in your life you really don't care what time it is?
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #5 Why do they tell you the temperature at the airport? Nobody I know lives at the airport.
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #6 If all our National holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we might just wind up with nine-day weekends.
If all our National holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we might just wind up with nine-day weekends.
M Maiden Membership Revoked May 16, 2004 #7 I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight. My insulin keeps me alive; my Prozac keeps them alive.
I explained the facts of life to my teenagers tonight. My insulin keeps me alive; my Prozac keeps them alive.
