ADMIN On thread drift of the religious type.

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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This is buried in another thread, but might be of interest to others. Since I took more than my usual 5.37 seconds to write it, here ya go.


As the OP, you have discretion as to where the thread goes. If you ain't mad about it...have fun.


Where religious thread drift becomes an issue is a different scenario.

Sooo, lets say a member posts a picture of some blue flowers in front of a church and asks what they are.

There will be THAT someone who reads "church" and gets triggered. It kinda looks like this...

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They even saw something about "blue"...but "flowers" was missed entirely.

They take it as a holy mandate to go off on a tangent about what blue signifies in the christian church. Someone else will disagree.

Then the scriptures start flying. Soon, any and every scripture referencing "blue" is posted.

Well, you have to cover the differences between KJV and other versions of the bible for a proper scripture flinging.

Ragnarok will chime in with references to "blue" in the koran (with 113 quoted passages). Someone will tell Rags that he don't know $#it, because "I had a musloid tell me (whatever)".

In all this, not one person has addressed the OP's question about the dayum flowers, not in 97 posts.

Finally, the OP nicely asks that the thread stay on topic.

OHHH Holeeeee Hell!!!!!

The person who started the whole drift will come out like a southern preacher.

You can just picture them, behind the computer, pounding on a bible with the mouse...maybe even a little sweat on their forehead and spittle flying on the computer monitor.

It's very obvious, our digivangelist is filled with the spirit of bogus butthurt. :bhrt: :bhrt:


"How dare you suggest that I don't preach the gospel here.

You blasphemer.....you-you-you heretic.

I'muh CHRISTIAN! by Gawd and the bible commands that I spread the word.
(It don't matter how obnoxious I am in the process)

AHHHHH think you are possessed by the devil.

BEGONE!!!...DEMON SPAWN OF SAT
AAAAAAN!!!
amen. "



From up in the choir loft at the Timebomb Church of Beat You With a Bible dotcom...


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From the choir, we get a dozen "Hallelujahs" and "Praise the lords".


By then, "report posts" and PMs to the staff have come in. Some staff member, after sighs and rolleyez, has to wade in, kick the trashcan around the room...and clean up the thread.

Keep in mind, it is usually suggested that another thread be started for the theological part of the discussion.

Guess what?? It never happens, you won't find a spinoff thread from one of these....ever.


BUT WAIT!!!

It's not over.

For several days there will be snotty little comments (probably from the choir members) in other threads about...

:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:
:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:
:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:

These complaints are usually in the Rel. room or in a thread with the Rel. prefix....you know, the ones that staff rarely bother, unless someone is being a dick.

Do ya see the irony here?



So, after this gets dealt with 5 or 6 or 173 times...there may be a lack of patience when it starts.
 
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MountainBiker

Veteran Member
Thank you thank you thank you. The self righteous holier than thou virtue signalling and sometimes rabid hatred towards those not like them usually has nothing to do with what the thread was supposed to be about.
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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STNG - Tapestry episode. Picard finds himself dead and facing Q, who says, “You’re dead, this is the afterlife, and I’m God.” Picard replies, “You are NOT God.”

Q says, “Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you or something.”
 

1911user

Veteran Member
This is buried in another thread, but might be of interest to others. Since I took more than my usual 5.37 seconds to write it, here ya go.


As the OP, you have discretion as to where the thread goes. If you ain't mad about it...have fun.


Where religious thread drift becomes an issue is a different scenario.

Sooo, lets say a member posts a picture of some blue flowers in front of a church and asks what they are.

There will be THAT someone who reads "church" and gets triggered. It kinda looks like this...

tumblr_ns5giirDc51uqhly3o1_250.gif


They even saw something about "blue"...but "flowers" was missed entirely.

They take it as a holy mandate to go off on a tangent about what blue signifies in the christian church. Someone else will disagree.

Then the scriptures start flying. Soon, any and every scripture referencing "blue" is posted.

Well, you have to cover the differences between KJV and other versions of the bible for a proper scripture flinging.

Ragnarok will chime in with references to "blue" in the koran (with 113 quoted passages). Someone will tell Rags that he don't know $#it, because "I had a musloid tell me (whatever)".

In all this, not one person has addressed the OP's question about the dayum flowers, not in 97 posts.

Finally, the OP nicely asks that the thread stay on topic.

OHHH Holeeeee Hell!!!!!

The person who started the whole drift will come out like a southern preacher.

You can just picture them, behind the computer, pounding on a bible with the mouse...maybe even a little sweat on their forehead and spittle flying on the computer monitor.

It's very obvious, they are filled with the spirit of bogus butthurt. :bhrt: :bhrt:


"How dare you suggest that I don't preach the gospel here.

You blasphemer.....you-you-you heretic.

I'muh CHRISTIAN! by Gawd and the bible commands that I spread the word. (It don't matter how obnoxious I am in the process)

AHHHHH think you are possessed by the devil.

BEGONE!!!...DEMON SPAWN OF SATAAAAAAN!!!
amen. "



From up in the choir loft at the Timebomb Church of Beat You With a Bible dotcom...


giphy.gif



From the choir, we get a dozen "Hallelujahs" and "Praise the lords".


By then, "report posts" and PMs to the staff have come in. Some staff member, after sighs and rolleyez, has to wade in, kick the trashcan around the room...and clean up the thread.

Keep in mind, it is usually suggested that another thread be started for the theological part of the discussion.

Guess what?? It never happens, you won't find a spinoff thread from one of these....ever.


BUT WAIT!!!

It's not over.

For several days there will be snotty little comments (probably from the choir members) in other threads about...

:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:
:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:
:hof: Christians are being attacked at TB! :hof:

These complaints are usually in the Rel. room or in a thread with the Rel. prefix....you know, the ones that staff rarely bother, unless someone is being a dick.

Do ya see the irony here?



So, after this gets dealt with 5 or 6 or 173 times...there may be a lack of patience when it starts.

I think MillWright is being humble, he probably did write that in under 5.37 seconds.

This is one post that deserves to be quoted in full. THANK YOU!
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Eating chips & salsa? Surely you jest! With two German Shedders in the house, all you’re really doing is feeding THEM chips & salsa. (Ask me how I know that - lol)
 

Millwright

Knuckle Dragger
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Gizzards

The Newtonian laws of physics dictate that it's impossible for me to eat gizzards in the truck without two hairy schnozzes hanging over my shoulder.
 
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Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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Aja will keep a respectful distance for her treats, but “Hairy the a-hole” sticks his nose right in my face, often trying to pry my lips open to be “baby bird fed.” It’s so freakin hysterical that I can’t get mad at him while laughing, which naturally encourages him to keep doing it.
 

Ractivist

Pride comes before the fall.....Pride month ended.
Not to create thread drift here....but we are at the end of the age, hope that and all it entails is recognized as truth....and it’s pertinence. . Had to be said Mill.
 

Walrus Whisperer

Hope in chains...
Aja will keep a respectful distance for her treats, but “Hairy the a-hole” sticks his nose right in my face, often trying to pry my lips open to be “baby bird fed.” It’s so freakin hysterical that I can’t get mad at him while laughing, which naturally encourages him to keep doing it.
THAT is the weirdest visual I think I've ever seen!:applaud:
 

BUBBAHOTEPT

Veteran Member
Interesting scenario. Kinda like when I see the word Democrat or a phrase like the MSM is actually practicing journalism... :kaid:
Just like when a dog sees Squirrel...:p
 

dstraito

TB Fanatic
STNG - Tapestry episode. Picard finds himself dead and facing Q, who says, “You’re dead, this is the afterlife, and I’m God.” Picard replies, “You are NOT God.”

Q says, “Blasphemy! You’re lucky I don’t cast you out, or smite you or something.”

So thats the Q everyone has been talking about!
 

Double_A

TB Fanatic
What did I miss? No wait, I don't want to know.

Just after I asked I got this mental image of a scene from the movie, "Repo Man"
Just before the motorcycle cop opens up the trunk....
 

Seeker22

Has No Life - Lives on TB
Aja will keep a respectful distance for her treats, but “Hairy the a-hole” sticks his nose right in my face, often trying to pry my lips open to be “baby bird fed.” It’s so freakin hysterical that I can’t get mad at him while laughing, which naturally encourages him to keep doing it.

You could make a thousand bucks if you videoed that.
:worth:
 

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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THAT is the weirdest visual I think I've ever seen!:applaud:
You could make a thousand bucks if you videoed that.
:worth:
Puppies while being weaned, get regurgitated food from momma dog. They get it by licking her mouth, which causes her to, um, “produce” for them. So it’s a deeply ingrained instinctual activity for puppies. I got Hairy at 8 weeks. Even now, at age 2 1/2, he’s not yet really “grown up” (sigh). I don’t really do it for him anymore except for ice cubes, which he loves.
 
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