The Rules

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The Rules


1. The FEMALE always makes the rules

2. The rules are subject to change at any time

3. No MALE can possibly know all the rules

4. If the FEMALE suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules

5. The FEMALE is NEVER wrong

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is becasue of flagrant misunderstanding,which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong

7. If rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding

8. The FEMALE can change her mind AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME

9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT from the FEMALE

10. The FEMALE has every right to BE ANGRY or UPSET

11. The MALE must remain calm at ALL times, or unless the FEMALE WANTS him to be ANGRY

12. The FEMALE must under NO circumstances let the male know WHETHER or NOT she wants him to be ANGRY or UPSET

13. ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM

14. If the FEMALE has PMS, ALL RULES ARE VOID

 

[booger]

All hail Queen Booger!

Reminds me... I had a job as a hotel maid long ago. I used to walk around complaining that I should not have to do such work. I was a queen, for goodness sake! My people would surely be coming to rescue me at any moment. Fellow employees who did not treat me as the royalty I was would surely be punished.

I actually had people believing that I believed it. Some folks are just too easy.... Made the job fun, though!