The Top 15 Sex Toys Derived From Children's Stories

[booger]

The Top 15 Sex Toys Derived From Children's Stories

15> Jimmy Neutron, Girl Explorer

14> Evil Stepsisters Dominatrix Kit

13> Inflatable Winnie the Pooh (with realistic "hunny pot")

12> Wizard of "Aaahhhhhhhs" Vibrator

11> "Where the Wild Things Are" Play Sleazy Singles Bar

10> Curious George's Banana Surprise

9> The Cat in the Jimmy Hat

8> Charlotte's Ribbed (for Her Pleasure)

7> Lemony Snicket's Unfortunate Events Gift Set: handcuffs,
blindfold, whip and inflatable Count Olaf doll

6> Puss in Boots, Fishnets and Latex

5> Bertie Botts' Every-Flavor Edible Underpants

4> SpongeBob SansPants

3> NAMBLA's Pinocchio And Geppetto Playset

2> "The Neverending Stiffy" Vibrator

and the Number 1 Sex Toy Derived From a Children's Story...

1> The 'Nardy Boys (Ben-Wa balls in the shape of Shaun Cassidy's
and Parker Stevenson's heads)

[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ]

 

[SageTheRage]

What about:

"Not so White Snow and the 7 Dwarfs" complete with magic mirror on the ceiling"


(i hope you know you are a bad influence on me, booger! )

 

[Walrus Whisperer]

Now we know why booger is pregnant.

 

[booger]

WW, my dear, toys are not the reason.

 

[Fartacus]

NY POST...PAGE 6
THE "Harry Potter" toy broomstick from Mattel has a vibrating feature that has proven to be too popular with teenage girls.

The "Nimbus 2000" is a plastic battery-powered replica of the broom used in Quidditch matches by J.K. Rowling's boy wizard in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." The $19.99 toy features a "grooved stick and handle for easy riding," according to Toysrus.com, and, "enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects."

The Web site's review section is full of comments from parents who are amazed at the toy's popularity with their young daughters. One mom who bought the broom for her son writes that his sister frequently "fights him over it" and complains that "the batteries drain too fast."

Another notes, "When my 12-year-old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to love it."

An equally enthusiastic parent marvels that "even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!"

One astute New Jersey mom says of her daughter: "It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and vibrates . . . what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed."

"As always, the well-being of children is our top priority," Mattel rep Sara Rosales told PAGE SIX's Jared Paul Stern. "And we in no way consider this toy to be inappropriate."

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I switched one of those babies on in a store once (after reading these articles) and it packed quite a hum. I almost bought one for Mrs. Fartacus, so she could be a naughty little witch.