Top 10 Reasons Hurricane Season's like Xmas

[SageTheRage]

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
09. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season
(camping gear, flashlights)
08. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
07. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
06. Family coming to stay with you
05. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
04. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
03. Days off from work
02. Candles

And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ...

At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!


*** disclaimer: my intent was to try to bring a little humor to lighten the heavy loads suffered by so many this month - if my timing is bad or my joke seen in poor taste, please accept my apologies and report me to the mods IMMEDIATELY so that I may be flogged UNMERCIFULLY! :sb: ***

 

[Larred]

 

[Profit of Doom]

Hurricane season is like getting a present from your grandmother, you don't know what you're going to get, but you know you're not going to like it.

:sb:
If they don't like hurricanes, why do they live in Florida? It's not like this just started happening this year!