[Etiquette] "Trolling" accusations -- enough already!

Ravekid

Ravekid

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RockChucker said:
I called her a troll (which is rather mild name calling) not because she posted a thread concerning Lynch, but because she said this (entire post - not edited):

In a later post on the same thread, she went on to say that she was making a statement about the media, but this post standing on its own seems only intended to inflame those who, perhaps blindly, support the troops.
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Yea, but just because a long time poster post something like this (which only a few/some may disagree with) doesn't make them a troll. A troll is someone who 'squats' on a board or Usenet group and continues to post stuff unrelated to the topic or takes the opinion that enrages 90% of the posting public.

I don't everyone should be carefull. You cannot call a long time poster a troll if they are not one. Doing so, to me, leads me to agree with the above poster...that troll has become code for swear words of various kinds.
 
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Brooks

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AO and Flint are located awfully far from each other, so I think it is a bit much (considering we're dealing with testosterone poisoning here) to expect them to be monogamous. Senses On has inexplicably spurned AO, so I see his need to find someone else.

And Esso, I think the Massachusetts form now says something more along the lines of, Party of the First Part, Party of the Second Part (only two entries, I believe).

Laura, tell your mutt to keep his drool off my tabbies.
 
Herbmountain

Herbmountain

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:p Since we are spreading rumors here...I "heard" Ms is actually Mr. Rodgers. Mr. Rodgers is very frustruated and lonely with nothing to do but...
 
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Brooks

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Herbie, I thought I already explained this to you. "MS" is the plural of... of... well, really no way to tell. But since there is more than one of it, it (ok, them) doesn't/don't need anyone/anything else. (I think Mr. Rogers passed away. Perhaps you're thinking of Mr. Ed?)
 
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PentelPen

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Senses On said:
PentelPen,

Should we take that as a confirmation that the rumors are true?
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Don't be coy, Senses On. I think you know very well whether or not it is true. Is it not you who said the following?
Senses On said:
Not long ago some little sprite whispered in my ear
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Now from Merriam Webster's latest (and very homosexual, as we have recently learned) dictionary, we find the following definition for sprite:

Main Entry: sprite
Pronunciation: 'sprIt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English sprit, from Middle French esprit, from Latin spiritus spirit -- more at SPIRIT
1 a archaic : SOUL b : a disembodied spirit : GHOST
2 a : ELF, FAIRY b : an elfish person

Now this certainly begins to look suspicious as we find the following definition for fairy.

Main Entry: fairy
Pronunciation: 'far-E, 'fer-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural fair·ies
Etymology: Middle English fairie fairyland, fairy people, from Old French faerie, from feie, fee fairy, from Latin Fata, goddess of fate, from fatum fate
1 : a mythical being of folklore and romance usually having diminutive human form and magic powers
2 usually disparaging : a male homosexual

So before we start spreading rumors, perhaps you can explain just what you're doing with male homosexuals whispering in your ear.
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

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OOH! OOH! Can I play catcher??? I was never on a basebal team! :eek: ;) :p I get to, um, handle balls as catcher, right? :lol: :lol:
 
INVAR

INVAR

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NOW this is getting interesting.

Since last evening's investigation, we have discovered some new information that is worth contemplating.

First of all, it is suggested that we 'Go placidly amid the noise and the haste' - which actually makes no sense because no one has brought up the notion of quickies yet or which of whom is the moaner and screamer in the bunch.

This leads one to wonder if the aforementioned noise is caused by the usage of banana butt plugs or the effect putting on latex tutu's have on leg hair - unless Dennis shaves or waxes his legs - which leads us to fetishes which is a door altogether undiscussed as yet.

Of course the entire notion that one can go placidly amidst such an orgy of noise and haste without sneaking a peek and thus indulging in Peeping Tomism is absurd, knowing the human proclivity to rubbernecking and wanting a piece of the action.

Of course Fudster could be merely suggesting politeness which in this situation would be better to have suggested that we 'tiptoe quietly amid the indulgant so as to not break their concentrations should baseball or in-laws be necessary thoughts to prevent prematurity and thus bring the evening to a quick end by the loud exclamations of being spent'.

Of course if self-control is a problem, General Senses has provided the ultimate de-sensitising agent; which is the involvement of legal forms via government paper-pusher, which is enough to make everyone sigh in exasperation and douse the flaming fun of the evening like cold ice water on hot loins.

But to rescue the discussion from the possibility of Bureaucratus-interruptus - it is possible that one could make use of said legal paper forms to protect expensive upholstery not unlike rubber sheets, which combined with rubbernecking and latex tutu's is no doubt in the rubber-tree fetish category if one is so-inclined. Of course it could also be simply necessary to protect the carpets from LMonty's dog pimping degradations and slimy tennis balls, which I'm not sure could be counted as a bizzare fetish or an adults only revue for naked animal lovers - which again brings Maiden to mind.

Of course LMonty has expressed his utter distaste in regards to apparel choices, but contempt for the czars of fashion often leads one to involve the wardrobe gestapo which could land offenders in a negative mention on ET or Queer Eye - which brings this whole discussion full-circle jerk back to the gay affections of A0, Flint and PP, and whether flaming is fashionable at a forum gangbang.
 
Fartacus

Fartacus

Fightin' Quaker
May I jump into this verbal mud wrestling match?

We were guessing in TIO what INVAR does "in the meat world."

I'm guessing he's a fluffer at a stud farm.
 
INVAR

INVAR

Sword At-The-Ready
Good guess Mr. Fart.

Fluffing meat on a farm definitely brings beastiality into the picture, but I regret to announce that I'm not an animal lover in the familial sense.

Perhaps LMonty might have more to say on that subject.

Eating meat of course is why we have farms in which to satiate the appetites of carnivores such as myself. There's alot of hunger out there and that is perhaps why this thread resembles Ash Wednesday morning on Bourbon Street with all the wet tennis balls, bananna butt plugs, latex tutus, dog collars, beads, rubber sheets and legal forms littering the thread.

It is also important to relay to all the participants here that I do not play catcher because I frankly suck at it - and as you all know, putting 'frank' and 'suck' into the same sentence is considered a Lewinski in this day and age, which of course is apprapo to the aforementioned forum gangbang discussion.

Of course if that revelation leads you to believe that I play the clarinet, well folks, you're just whistling Dixie and the theme from Deliverance just started up.

No, I don't have pretty mouth - and squealing like a pig is possibly why Fudster has suggested we Go Flacidly....
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

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LATEX TUTU?

That's part of my catcher's uniform, right...? Butt do I have to tuck "it" under? And I am a "firm" believer in the adage: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed ON".
 
J

Jumpy Frog

Browncoat sympathizer
You guys are better that Comedy Central, I'm LMAO here, I love it. Dennis you should put this on an audio format you'd make a killing. I never knew I would get so much out of TB2K.:D

Invar would you please continue with that whole thing about peeping toms and Ms's libido vs lesbian thing,... classic stuff...:lol:
 
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Troke

On TB every waking moment
After reading all this, I have concluded that we have too many people here buying their meds off the backs of trucks with Mexican license plates.

Better stick to the Canadian imports. Better quality control there.
 
INVAR

INVAR

Sword At-The-Ready
Dennis,

That's part of my catcher's uniform, right...?

You'll have to discuss that with A0 since he's the one suggesting your wardrobe.

I think the mink coat is out of season however.

Butt do I have to tuck "it" under?

Depends on whether you're a bottom or your tutu is too tight.

And I am a "firm" believer in the adage: "It's better to be pissed off than pissed ON".

You're talking water sports again, in which case the legal forms will not suffice and we better bring out the rubber sheets again.

Jumpy frog wants to know what is legal in the voyeurism dept. in which you would have to ask MS because as far as I know - self-gratification via still-life painting is hardly a crime unless you're on a crowded bus and the back seat is occupied.
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

Chief Curmudgeon
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YES MISTRESS! :D

(I've been a BAD BOY! I need pain and humiliation! Oh wait - I run this place... never mind...) :lol:
 
The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman

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<B>Jumpy frog wants to know what is legal in the voyeurism dept. in which you would have to ask MS because as far as I know - self-gratification via still-life painting is hardly a crime unless you're on a crowded bus and the back seat is occupied.</B>
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<center><b>ROTFLMAO</B>

:D :lol: :lol: :lol: :D

INVAR - Yas's a real Card man!

Ole MS into "self Abusement"?
(Or is that "Self Abasement")? </center>

All I *know* is that the "Mental Picture" of Ole MS all bent over (LIke a money *F*ing a base ball). Is sticking in my mind's eye......
 
INVAR

INVAR

Sword At-The-Ready
What people say is what is in their heart.

Not always.

Sometimes there's an audience to play to - in which case it's acting and as you very well know, Hollywood is almost as infamous as Washington DC for the kind of rowdy orgies of discourse and insanity that often find their way to Adult Bookstores.
 
A.T.Hagan

A.T.Hagan

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Troke said:
After reading all this, I have concluded that we have too many people here buying their meds off the backs of trucks with Mexican license plates.

Better stick to the Canadian imports. Better quality control there.
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No, no, Troke!

This is getting <i>interesting!</i> :p

The Canadians want too much to replace all their medications with placebos...

.....Alan.
 
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Aleph Null

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Important Question!

Since MinnesotaSmith decided that I was a homosexual because I refused to answer his question about whether I was one or not, what should we conclude about his refusal to answer my questions about the size of his "package"? :D

-A0-
 
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tennessean

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a question for Flint...

Flint: a agree with all your points save the one about fiat money.

I cannot find one instance in all of history in which fiat money was not eventually rendered all but worthless. This leads me to believe that any political system that issues fiat currency will eventually make it worthless.

The main question is the speed with which it becomes worthless. Even in the USA we have seen the purchasing power of the greenback decline about 98% since the Creature from Jekyll Island was created.

Is there any instance in history that you can cite wherein the purchasing power of any fiat currency increased substantially over time?

For some two millinia an ounce of gold would buy one a decent set of clothes or a decent weapon. I do not much expect this to change.
 
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Aleph Null

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Tennessean: I'm afraid your post was quite inappropriate for this main board thread, as it contained absolutely no sexual references or insults whatsoever. Please edit it immediately! If you aren't sure what to do, simply adding "penis" at the bottom of the post will be sufficient.

Thanks in advance for helping continue to make TB2K the best BBS on the net!

-A0-
 
INVAR

INVAR

Sword At-The-Ready
So now we got A0 who is decidedly curious about package size which would indicate he is a victim of package-envy which might explain his attachment to Flint, who never has a problem flaunting his big stick and inserting it into sticky subjects.

If indeed folks are searching for their packages, we can confidently warn that curiosity often kills the cat, unless you are a slave to pussy like Brooks, which begs us to conclude that his supposition of short-term memory subjects are possibly heavily medicated on imported Candanian Placebos. If indeed they truly cannot find their packages, Panic Sex will have a whole new meaning.
 
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Brooks

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"If indeed they truly cannot find their packages, Panic Sex will have a whole new meaning."

Maybe that's why Panic Sex is just another name for Safe Sex! :lol:

(INVAR, I was a little lost in your sentence structure, but I'm of the female feline slave persuasion in case you weren't clear on that...)
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

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blah... (testbed joke) :lol:
 
INVAR

INVAR

Sword At-The-Ready
So that makes you a lesbian feline or a male lesbian feline enslaved to pussy?

Or dare we suggest you're a female homosexual trapped in a woman's body?

Do you wear black?
 
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Brooks

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Now really, INVAR, I'm not slave to just any pussy or I wouldn't have enough time to slavish on my particular spoiled roommates.
 
The Flying Dutchman

The Flying Dutchman

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Well this is just about RIGHT!

The first *D* time in many months I am able to actually enjoy TB2000.

Instead of running my butt off to hunt for news to post on it..

And now some one *decides* to remove the interesting threads from the main board..........
 
Dennis Olson

Dennis Olson

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This is just a trial. What it DOES do is let us have the fun in a single place, instead of having to hunt through 950,000 posts for it. If it doesn't work, the stuff can get moved to the main forum in about 30 seconds... ;)

And the room is PUBLIC, so all can see... :D
 
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Aleph Null

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Considering this should rightly have been moved to TIO about 50 posts ago, I have no complaints with using it to inaugurate the new forum.

-A0-

P.S. Oh yeah.. "penis". :D
 
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Senses On

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Okay, now I am 90%+ certain that most of you are homosexual.
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Dear Mr. (?) Pen,

I was just thinking the same thing. Numerous personages whom I have always considered to be among the "manliest" of men seem to be taking all too much interest in fagotous fantasies for fulfilling personal, prurient perversities.

This thread has become entirely too educational.

But, congratulations anyway, you make a lovely trio.

Edited to inquire:

Was this thread moved to TIO because it is becoming the Mother of All "Outing" threads… Denise?
 
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Brooks

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Esso, you're not in TIO. :lol:

INVAR, one of my pussies is schizophrenic, and the other is extra large, so I guess I do have multiple pussies.

PS, what AO said...
 
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